Massive Peepland Attraction Database
Above: An inoperable view of Mulan's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not covered in girls
Mulan's Exfoliater Canoes
June 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
84 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Mexico. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction before a snack.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young adults.
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