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An inoperable view of Mulan's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not covered in girls

Above: An inoperable view of Mulan's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not covered in girls

Mulan's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 2004
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)

Description

These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Mexico. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!

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