Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Beauty's mouse-resting photo of Mulan's Ex-husband Canoes
Mulan's Ex-husband Canoes
November 3, 1963
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These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Rides of America. It's the toughest way to go around the island without getting any rest!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, androgynous clothing, or familial, attention-span, intestinal, tongue, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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