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Above: The Monstro's Expectorator Canoes attraction, bravely considered to be the premier busy attraction at Disneyland
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
August 31, 2002
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Territory. It's the most intense way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 44".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and pencils (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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