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The Monstro's Expectorator Canoes attraction, October 24, 1987, 10:20 a.m.
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
September 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Teacups of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your can to enjoy this .
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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