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Monstro's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
June 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Kentucky. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without the convenience of a motor!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and balloons within the attraction at most times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate pants.
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