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The Monstro's Expectorator Canoes attraction during refurbishment

The Monstro's Expectorator Canoes attraction during refurbishment

Monstro's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1970
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
Rating: Ten jollies (by "The Goblin" Facebook page)

Description

These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Mirrors of America. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!

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