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Mara's finger-laughing photo of Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
July 27, 1999
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Old West. It's the most nostalgic way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or lung, clothing, attention-span, liver, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and desks away from the attraction at various times.
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