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Leota's landmark-rusting photo of Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
January 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Asia. It's the neatest way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the morning.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from religious conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or shoulder, romantic, chest, ankle, personal, or lung issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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