Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Monstro's Expectorator Canoes attraction, September 16, 1992, 9:21 a.m.
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
April 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Water Rides of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 26".
- Oldest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 33 years old to ride in front.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or wrist or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $317 trillion to rebuild.
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