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The Monstro's Expectorator Canoes attraction during refurbishment
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
January 6, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Great Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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