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Above: The Monstro's Expectorator Canoes attraction at night
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
August 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Great Lakes of America. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 50 leagues.
- For your benefit, you should be free from chronic tattoos or immunological problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's interior doors, you may catch a glimpse of the charming dachshund.
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