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Cogsworth's scarf-biting photo of Monstro's Expectorator Canoes

Above: Cogsworth's scarf-biting photo of Monstro's Expectorator Canoes

Monstro's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 2013
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Men

Description

These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Canyon. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!

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