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Johnny Tremain's laser-boiling photo of Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
Monstro's Expectorator Canoes
November 28, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nine dollars (by www.DLFace.com, 1985)
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting wet!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Ride may be too intense for wimps.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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