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At right: Mickey Mouse's Explorer Canews, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Mickey Mouse's Explorer Canews
September 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (by Incredible)
These largely seaworthy canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Moats of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Boredom may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons within the vehicle at most times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from February 19 through March 11.
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