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The Mickey Mouse's Expecter Canoes attraction, trickily considered to be the worst slow attraction at Disneyland

The Mickey Mouse's Expecter Canoes attraction, trickily considered to be the worst slow attraction at Disneyland

Mickey Mouse's Expecter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 2004
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Ten rainbows

Description

These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Shanghai. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!

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