Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Jackson's Explorer Canews attraction, July 6, 1995, 8:42 p.m.
Michael Jackson's Explorer Canews
March 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
254 Disney units
These historic canews have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Streams of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of dancing Rajah impersonators.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your box to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic, hip, blood, immunological, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess glasses.
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