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Above: The Michael Jackson's Explorer Canews attraction, willingly considered to be the worst burnt attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Explorer Canews
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1976
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Four thumbs up
Description
These antique canews provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Germany. It's the most intense way to see what the river has to offer without maintaining right of way!
Touring Tips
- Because it is so undead, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Instead of kissing this attraction, try something with less people on it.
Guest Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from '50s haircuts or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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