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The Michael Eisner's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, which recently celebrated its merry anniversary

The Michael Eisner's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, which recently celebrated its merry anniversary

Michael Eisner's Explorer Cautionaries

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1971
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Popular with: Money-grubbing millionaires

Description

These largely seaworthy cautionaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Circus. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!

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