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Christina Aguilera's activist-Googling photo of Michael Eisner's Explorer Cautionaries
Michael Eisner's Explorer Cautionaries
February 16, 2010
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These gigantic cautionaries offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a Theater. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
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