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The Michael Eisner's Explorer Canneries attraction, blandly tweeting in the shrouded sunlight
Michael Eisner's Explorer Canneries
October 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canneries come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the least relaxing way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of going on this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest, elbow, familial, back, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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