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At right: Wally Boag's fact-leaping photo of Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
December 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Attractions of America. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- The reference to monsters is an inside joke.
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