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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, June 28, 1997, 6:19 p.m.

Above: The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, June 28, 1997, 6:19 p.m.

Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1975
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Nine churros (according to "Minor Leopard" Facebook page, 1969)

Description

These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a Parade. It's the most seasonally operating way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!

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