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Above: Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Zorro
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
August 2, 1991
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Frontierlands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you find haunting, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, finger, skin, personal, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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