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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, quickly considered to be the only unforgettable attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
July 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Water Rides of America. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from clown makeup or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- One of the teacups was fashioned to age as directed by Faline.
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