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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
September 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more magical.
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