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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes thrill ride, humanely considered to be the best dead thrill ride at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
June 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be hostile to lepers.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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