Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Tex
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
July 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (from Tom)
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of the Antarctic. It's the toughest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to pick on your party.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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