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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
July 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Depot. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without having much time to do anything but row!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve things.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ribcage, fingernail, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported scenes.
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