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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary

The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary

Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1957
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Zero smiles (from "Beautiful Hunchback" Twitter stream)

Description

These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Waterways of America. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!

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