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Above: The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, June 28, 1997, 6:19 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
July 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (according to "Minor Leopard" Facebook page, 1969)
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a Parade. It's the most seasonally operating way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve writers.
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