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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes thrill ride, humanely considered to be the best dead thrill ride at Disneyland

The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes thrill ride, humanely considered to be the best dead thrill ride at Disneyland

Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 24, 1998
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Zero dollars

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!

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