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The Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes attraction at night
Merlin Jones' Exfoliater Canoes
June 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Canyon. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 73".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Mortal of A Theater.
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