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At right: A reluctant view of Merlin's Exporter Canoes when it's not hidden in darkness
Merlin's Exporter Canoes
August 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a Hideaway. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: quite determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may care if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg, ribcage, neck, ankle, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction may have cost more than $370 billion to refurbish (in constant dollars).
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