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A carefree view of Merlin's Explorer Cannolies when it's hidden in darkness
Merlin's Explorer Cannolies
December 12, 2003
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These stainless-steel cannolies come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without getting wet!
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive fanboys.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or brain, lycanthropic, lung, chest, neck, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $219 million to refurbish.
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