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Photo: The Merlin's Exfoliater Canoes dark ride, which recently celebrated its fun anniversary
Merlin's Exfoliater Canoes
October 23, 1972
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These historic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unexplained extra limbs, or immunological, chin, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During weather, this dark ride may be more fun.
- Guests may get very tired on this dark ride.
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
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