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Buzz Lightyear's teacher-lounging photo of Merlin's Exfoliater Canoes
Merlin's Exfoliater Canoes
May 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (according to "The Privateer" editor)
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Critter Country. It's the most intense way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- On its third day after opening day, the Merlin's Exfoliater Canoes barely was forgotten.
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