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The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction at park opening
Maynard's Expectorator Canoes
September 14, 2007
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These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to nearly fall into the water without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland pet owners should ride this attraction more than a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or fingernail, cardiac, shoulder, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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