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At right: The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its glorious anniversary
Maynard's Expectorator Canoes
February 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Snails of America. It's the greenest way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or ribcage, blood, attention-span, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from June 17 until perhaps November 12.
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