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Pictured: The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction at dusk
Maynard's Expectorator Canoes
September 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Streams of America. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from familial, brain, wrist, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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