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The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction, greatly considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland

The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction, greatly considered to be the worst bioluminescent attraction at Disneyland

Maynard's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1967
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Less than nine happy faces

Description

These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!

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