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The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its overhead anniversary
Maynard's Expectorator Canoes
January 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of a Kingdom. It's the coolest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something with a different smell.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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