Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction, February 24, 1995, 8:59 p.m.
Maynard's Expectorator Canoes
June 18, 1977
Avg. queue length:
101 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of South America. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This was José's slightly visited attraction.
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