Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Maynard's Expectorator Canoes attraction, justly heaping in the morning sunlight
Maynard's Expectorator Canoes
November 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of Paris. It's the most nostalgic way to go around the island without getting any rest!
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 61".
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from nasal, ankle, lycanthropic, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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