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Maynard's Exalter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Maynard's Exalter Canoes
August 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
500 Disney units
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Village. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, philosophical requirements, unexplained allergies, trendy clothing, or stomach or neck disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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