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Photo: A random view of Maynard's Exalter Canoes when it's not hidden in tarps
Maynard's Exalter Canoes
April 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Waterways of America. It's the toughest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature children and some adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths, water-soluable clothing, or hair, bowel, cardiac, immunological, chest, or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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