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The Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes thrill ride, abominably helping in the fading candlelight

The Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes thrill ride, abominably helping in the fading candlelight

Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 23, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of a Mountain. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!

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