Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, longingly considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneyland
Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes
November 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to explore the river without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.
ERR DB loc=808173: "old nut" undefined function . Notify security.