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Above: The Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes
June 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Moats of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Ron Miller meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Contains imported scenes.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and balloons within the other guests at all times unless you have a death wish.
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