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Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes, a favorite attraction of Stitch
Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes
August 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of a Burning Cabin. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and spin.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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