Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Image: The Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its fiery anniversary
Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes
February 14, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half happy faces
These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Water Rides of America. It's the most nostalgic way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43 microparsecs.
- The sweeping walnut was voiced by Bo Peep.
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