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Image: The Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes experience, massively pouring in the shrouded sunlight
Maynard's Ex-husband Canoes
December 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," lucky Disneyland repeated visitors should visit this experience for a moment prior to its closing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction garden.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for tweens.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding signage.
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