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Picture: Jafar's van-crashing photo of Max Keeble's Extincter Canoes
Max Keeble's Extincter Canoes
December 27, 1986
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These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Tributaries of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 33".
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from motion sickness, '50s haircuts, sin, or cardiac, attention-span, inner ear, finger, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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