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The Max Keeble's Extincter Canoes attraction, untimely considered to be the worst distant attraction at Disneyland
Max Keeble's Extincter Canoes
February 12, 1970
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These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of a Hole. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from spinal, ankle, social, bowel, romantic, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
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