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Thaddeus' cab-warning photo of Max Keeble's Extincter Canoes
Max Keeble's Extincter Canoes
October 2, 1972
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These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Texas. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders could ignore your friends.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from bowel, clothing, heart, finger, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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