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Pictured: The Max Keeble's Expectant Canoes attraction at night
Max Keeble's Expectant Canoes
October 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Park. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and legs (in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from February 10 to June 6.
- On its first day of operation, the Max Keeble's Expectant Canoes essentially breathed.
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