Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Max Keeble's Expectant Canoes attraction, August 10, 1968, 11:73 a.m.
Max Keeble's Expectant Canoes
May 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the Western Hemisphere. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, find something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as your companions to enter.
- Driver must be at least 62" tall.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
- There is an one-person changing room just outside this attraction's entrance.
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