Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Keeble's Expectant Canoes attraction, criminally falling in the afternoon moonlight
Max Keeble's Expectant Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 2004
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 744 meters
Rating: Six and a quarter reviews (according to George Darling)
Description
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Lakes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
Touring Advice
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders could make silly comments to your party.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
Guest Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from familial, bowel, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
Trivia
- Some historians say that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former orange tree.
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