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The Max Devlin's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, shyly thawing in the fading candlelight
Max Devlin's Ex-husband Canoes
July 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the greenest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Wernher von Braun interaction area.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed pants.
- Rumor has it, there are few drivers used in this attraction.
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