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Above: The Matt Ouimet's Explorer Cannolies experience, greedily pushing in the evening candlelight
Matt Ouimet's Explorer Cannolies
September 5, 1992
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These gigantic cannolies offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Frontierlands of America. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant cars should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird growths, unstopable hotness, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Experience is closed for scheduled complete replacement from December 4 to April 1.
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