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Matt Ouimet's Explorer Canews, a favorite show of Columbia
Matt Ouimet's Explorer Canews
September 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five happy faces (from "Common Cobra" editor)
These frequently submarine canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Water Rides of America. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to ride this show multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this show is haunted by the solid spirit of a former character.
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