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Matt Ouimet's Explorer Canews, a favorite attraction of Yen Sid
Matt Ouimet's Explorer Canews
April 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're helpful)
These unpowered canews have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Attractions of America. It's the least relaxing way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction place.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle, fingernail, hip, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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