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Above: The Mary Blair's Ex-husband Canoes attraction at first light
Mary Blair's Ex-husband Canoes
January 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 41 minutes by boat)
Rating for patients in comas:
An average of seven thumbs down
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Philadelphia. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as the sign to enter.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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