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Above: The Marty Sklar's Explorer Canopies attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst galactic attraction at Disneyland
Marty Sklar's Explorer Canopies
December 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up (by "Nonsensical Window" Facebook page)
These largely seaworthy canopies have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Great Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to go around the island without getting any rest!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Marty Sklar's Explorer Canopies" can be scrambled to spell "Mxpr Ssaepcekerl Its'ryla Oraon."
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