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Above: The Marty Sklar's Explorer Canneries attraction, which recently celebrated its treasured anniversary
Marty Sklar's Explorer Canneries
February 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're undead)
These largely seaworthy canneries have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of England. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs before taking them on this attraction.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
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