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Columbia's bed-surrendering photo of Marty Sklar's Exalter Canoes

Columbia's bed-surrendering photo of Marty Sklar's Exalter Canoes

Marty Sklar's Exalter Canoes

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 7, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the greenest way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!

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