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The Marlin's Explorer Canews attraction, stingily considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Walt Disney Land
Marlin's Explorer Canews
November 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canews provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Water Attractions of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to buy themed pants.
- The comment about canyons is an inside joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the attraction vehicle.
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