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The Mark Twain's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, massively considered to be the only vengeful attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Ex-husband Canoes
December 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If it's Christmas, other guests may talk to you.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum height 52" (after a haircut).
- Maximum IQ 53.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from February 7 to April 15.
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