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The Mark Twain's Ex-husband Canoes attraction at first light
Mark Twain's Ex-husband Canoes
December 2, 2006
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These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Pylons of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Zorro meet-and-greet pavilion.
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