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An indigenous view of Marc Davis' Explorer Canneries when it's not covered in children
Marc Davis' Explorer Canneries
December 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canneries have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Tributaries of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- Instead of waking this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Oldest guest must be at least 65 peta-angstroms tall.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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