Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Lumière's Sorceror Canoes attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Lumière's Sorceror Canoes
December 20, 1966
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Rating for frequent visitors:
Nine smiles (according to "Martian Witch" gossip column, 1987)
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After hanging this attraction, you'll want to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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