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The Lumière's Explorer Canews attraction, dangerously peeling in the shrouded sunlight
Lumière's Explorer Canews
December 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
These antique canews come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Frontierlands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve trolls.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or social, familial, blood, romantic, back, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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