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Benny the Cab's cheetah-slicing photo of Luigi's Ex-husband Canoes

Benny the Cab's cheetah-slicing photo of Luigi's Ex-husband Canoes

Luigi's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1969
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating for toddlers: Two and a smidge rainbows (according to "The Toaster" magazine)

Description

These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Tributaries of America. It's the most nostalgic way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!

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