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At right: The Ludwig Von Drake's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
Ludwig Von Drake's Exfoliater Canoes
January 13, 2011
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These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting any rest!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness, unstylish haircuts, or leg, ankle, fingernail, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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