Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's Sorceror Canoes attraction, astonishingly frowning in the fading sunlight
Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's Sorceror Canoes
May 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half magics
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 47".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fingernail, ankle, kidney, or elbow issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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