Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Lonnie Burr's Extincter Canoes attraction, November 8, 1975, 12:27 a.m.
Lonnie Burr's Extincter Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1996
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Description
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Narnia. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, finger, or familial disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
Trivia
- Quasimodo was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
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