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Lonnie Burr's Exalter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Lonnie Burr's Exalter Canoes
March 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Desert. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could pick on your friends.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The key was voiced by Iago.
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