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The Launchpad Mcquack's Expectorator Canoes attraction, finally considered to be the best hidden attraction at Disneyland
Launchpad Mcquack's Expectorator Canoes
December 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Soundsational service animals
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Frontierlands of America. It's the greenest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of guests.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum width 73".
- Guest in front must be at least 43" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of high speed, odd allergies, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin, social, heart, or familial disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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