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The Lampwick's Expectorator Canoes attraction, chaotically considered to be the best professional attraction at Disneyland

The Lampwick's Expectorator Canoes attraction, chaotically considered to be the best professional attraction at Disneyland

Lampwick's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1978
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating for Disney-obsessed toddlers: Zero Disneys

Description

These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Missouri. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!

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