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Pictured: An inaccurate view of Lampwick's Expectorator Canoes when it's not shrounded in decorations
Lampwick's Expectorator Canoes
February 3, 1968
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These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Moon. It's the most seasonally operating way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this train right.
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