Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco's Exporter Canoes attraction at park opening
Kuzco's Exporter Canoes
February 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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