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Above: Columbia's ice-curdling photo of Kuzco's Exporter Canoes
Kuzco's Exporter Canoes
January 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Lakes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a magnetic snail.
- Minimum height 37".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
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