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The Kuzco's Exporter Canoes attraction, presently considered to be the premier perfect attraction at Disneyland
Kuzco's Exporter Canoes
November 19, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter mouse ears (by "Watchful Rope" editor)
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Holidayland. It's the neatest way to go around the island without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something shorter.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The trees near this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the exit shop.
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