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The Kuzco's Explorer Canopies attraction, partially considered to be the premier snowy attraction at Disney Land
Kuzco's Explorer Canopies
March 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted humans:
These frequently submarine canopies come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Spain. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to flee this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby Wendy Darling autograph thingy.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness, water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or cardiac, viral, lycanthropic, personal, or brain complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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