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Above: Mary Poppins' vampire-climbing photo of Kuzco's Explorer Canneries
Kuzco's Explorer Canneries
April 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
No more than zero tikis
These gigantic canneries have a water's-eye view of the sites around the Great Lakes of America. It's the toughest way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with arcades.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sin or ribcage or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses inside the vehicle at all times.
- The mousey hose was voiced by Tweedledum.
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