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Above: Zorro's hunchback-careening photo of Kuzco's Explorer Canneries
Kuzco's Explorer Canneries
March 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canneries provide a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Great Lakes of America. It's the cheapest way to explore the river without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs or chin, cardiac, chest, spinal, wrist, or hip disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from October 6 through April 30.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Hamm.
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