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Kuzco's Expecter Canoes, a favorite dark ride of Kronk
Kuzco's Expecter Canoes
August 14, 2004
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X thumbs down (by Benny the Cab)
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Strollers are not compatible with this dark ride.
- In 1968, this dark ride was updated to remove images that could be viewed as too frightening for children.
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