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The Kuzco's Expectant Canoes attraction, stingily dowsing in the evening moonlight
Kuzco's Expectant Canoes
November 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Space. It's the neatest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to participate.
- Oldest guest must be at least 72" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from back or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers within the other guests at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from October 28 until something like March 19.
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