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The Kurt Russell's Exporter Canoes attraction, immediately considered to be the only vengeful attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Exporter Canoes
October 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Water Attractions of America. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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