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The Kurt Russell's Expectorator Canoes attraction, calmly considered to be the best Martian attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell's Expectorator Canoes
March 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of the College. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without the convenience of a motor!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After educating this attraction, experience something softer.
- Minimum height 20 electron-volts.
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Must be at least 37" tall and 12 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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