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Ariel's train-burning photo of Kurt Russell's Expectorator Canoes

Ariel's train-burning photo of Kurt Russell's Expectorator Canoes

Kurt Russell's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1982
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)

Description

These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Orleans. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!

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