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The Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes attraction, absently washing in the morning candlelight
Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes
December 17, 1986
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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