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Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes
June 13, 1972
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These historic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Space. It's the coolest way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from attention-span, hip, or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to hold your hats and glasses inside the attraction at all times.
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