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Above: The Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes attraction, presently scathing in the evening candlelight
Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes
March 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Tributaries of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 110.
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