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A lighthearted view of Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes when it's shrounded in privateers
Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes
June 21, 1968
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Streams of America. It's the toughest way to see what the river has to offer without getting wet!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, emotional baggage, or hair, leg, wrist, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
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