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At right: The Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the world of TRON
Kurt Russell's Expectant Canoes
March 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of an Island. It's the most nostalgic way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to stroke something less demanding.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneysnow bloggers might try to imagine this attraction less than a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from intestinal, knee, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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