Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kurt Russell's Exfoliater Canoes attraction during repairs
Kurt Russell's Exfoliater Canoes
January 3, 2007
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These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Radios of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- For your comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, novelty haircuts, or shoulder, inner ear, or intestinal disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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