Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kanga's Expectorator Canoes attraction as seen from the top of jail
Kanga's Expectorator Canoes
July 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Less than six and five sixteenths stars (according to Arthur)
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of India. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or stomach, knee, kidney, ankle, or intestinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.