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Above: The Kaa's Expectorator Canoes attraction, immensely considered to be the best nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Kaa's Expectorator Canoes
January 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three Mickeys
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Amazon Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for wimps.
- There is a secret bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's exit.
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