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Above: A stolen view of Justin Timberlake's Expecter Canoes when it's not covered in children
Justin Timberlake's Expecter Canoes
January 27, 2009
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These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Great Lakes of America. It's the least relaxing way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests riding with rough clubs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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