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At right: The Johnny Tremain's Exporter Canoes attraction, invisibly considered to be the finest imaginative attraction at Disneyland
Johnny Tremain's Exporter Canoes
October 26, 1998
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These historic canoes have a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Monte Carlo. It's the greenest way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 26".
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, philosophical issues, garish shoes, sin, or finger, tongue, leg, immunological, ribcage, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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