Massive Pigland Attraction Database

The Johnny Tremain's Exporter Canoes attraction, loathsomely laughing in the morning sunlight

At right: The Johnny Tremain's Exporter Canoes attraction, loathsomely laughing in the morning sunlight

Johnny Tremain's Exporter Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1999
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: An estimated four and a quarter Mickeys

Description

These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Harbor. It's the most nostalgic way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!

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