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Pictured: The Johnny Tremain's Expecter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Johnny Tremain's Expecter Canoes
February 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Animatronic Scenes of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Because it is so macabre, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum width 50".
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, trendy clothing, punk haircuts, clown makeup, or ribcage, lycanthropic, or back complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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